Silly Matrimonials........

You can guess from topic itself, that am going to say something hilarious about marriages happening today.

if your engineer dont worry ppl, there wouldn't be any problem in getting a match for u ( really easy ENGINEER). coz nowadays parents prefer BRIDE or GROOM who's in software line ?
( that's why it's called SILLY).

hmmm..... so sad of guys & girls who had taken other course than engg. i think they had to do P.G in B.E. ( it's better to lead a bachelor life instead of doing , that too P.G).

Votes plsss......

Which News channel & newspaper do you prefer the most & why you go for it?

pick out from foll

Newschannels

1. SUN NEWS

2. BBC

3. JAYA NEWS

4. NDTV

Newspapers

1. THE HINDU

2. INDIAN EXPRESS

3. DAILY MALAR

4. DAILY THANTHI


my vote first

BBC & NDTV- one of fantastic channels , i prefer to watch coz they discuss more on CURRENT AFFAIRS than the political based news as we see in other channels. we have debts, panel discussion & so on.

THE HINDU- no other paper can ever beat this, simply fantastic. i prefer coz it almost covers all aspects like political, IT, weather, entertiament, cultural around the globe.

Serials.......

The word that i really hate to listen in my life. do we have any morals in it? yes, offcourse we have
1. Revenge.
2. have more than 2 to3 wives or husbands.
3. plan for murder ( explained clearly).
4. any failure in life immediately SUCIDE.


The funniest part is you can see it in vijaytv, where everyweek they put a story, and there would be a panel to discuss about it, i.e. will it be a good story in future to continue as MEGASERIAL. we have to vote for which serial is good one to continue as MEGASERIAL, see how they are trying to make fool out of us.

we can do something useful other than watching this crap.

The Words Inscribed on the Cross, INRI

Many paintings of the Crucifixion of Jesus include the letters INRI somewhere on or near the Cross. People often ask what that means.

The Bible actually tells us. Matthew 27:37 says that, on the Cross, over the head of Jesus, was a sign that said "This is Jesus the King of the Jews." (KJAV) Mark 15:26 and John 19:19 say essentially the same thing.

Romans had crucified many thousands of people in the 70 years before the Crucifixion. They had established patterns for much of the procedure. It was common for those who were about to be executed / crucified to be part of a procession, moving from the court in the city to the place of crucifixion outside of the city. As part of the procession, one of the guards commonly carried a sign that announced the crime that the person was condemned for. In the case of Jesus, no actual crime had been determined, so His official crime was in claiming to be the King of the Jews, even though He never actually made that claim.

At that time (the Middle Ages), all (Roman Catholic) Church Masses were conducted in Latin, and nearly everything associated with Christianity was written and spoken in Latin. VERY few books existed (before the printing press was invented) and only the Church and government normally had them, so virtually no people in a Congregation had any books, including the Bible. However, a number of Christian phrases WERE commonly known by the people, and one was Jesus' official crime, commonly referred to by four Latin words, IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDAEORVM, the painters all apparently chose to simplify their paintings by only including the initials of the four Latin words, I N R I.

Great Escape

oops....that was great escape for all of us, coz from last year it's non-semester for 1st years, imagine M1&M2 combined &other subjects too ( though only 5 units). above that break sem too the horrible part is, break for 1 whole year. so sad of these students, it shows anna univ ppl are insane (obvious isn't it?).

Poor Attendence %

What you ppl feel about the NEW attendence % i.e. 45%. Isn't that weird? i felt 75% was a good score.

Beware.....it will catch you too

BEWARE of what? do you keep skipping your BREAKFAST every day then beware ppl, it will catch you too. 'BEWARE OF PEPTIC ULCER'. yes this caution is for all whose skip their breakfast coz they getup late in morning or due to someother reasons. I swear it's a dreadful pain in stomach coz of emptiness . my experience talks man.There is no cure for it, it can be cured only by eating on time&stop skipping food. But if your already suffering from it, i really pity for you, coz i know the pain.

so BREAKFAST LIKE KING
LUNCH LIKE MINISTER
DINNER LIKE BEGGER.

No Music class......but know to play the instrument

Right from my small age i haven't gone for MUSIC CLASSES(any),but i know to play CASIO to certain extent,till now i have practiced only with one hand& not two(i meant the chords).as you can see in above picture their are two different color keys(white & black).the white keys are used for normal sound,black one's are used for higher notes(while writing we write it as '#'which means sharp).till now i know to see the alphabetical notes & playbut not the one with musical sign.
for eg: the alphabetical notes for first line of our national anthem is
CDEE EEE EEE DEF(jana gana mana......).
the order of keys are like this
CDEFGAB(NOTE:E & B does not have the sharp notes(i.e black keys)).see what the keys stand for?

C-SA D-RE E-GA F-MA G-PA A-DA & B-NE.
if i get chance to go for music class i would definetly go.

Woke up late....?

What's big deal getting up late?you can ask this question while your at home, but if you have gone to tour&it's time for you to return home from tour then what's your ans?confused?
i just want to share the incident that happened in my 12th tour.we went to kodiakanal for tour,we had to stay there for 3days&2nights(thrus,fri&sat)on sat morning we are supposed to leave the cottages(where we stayed) to return back home.so as usual we slept friday night,then a funny thing happened early morning.one of my friend got up&asked us(4 members in one room or cottage)to get ready to leave for bus,other friend said hey stupid it's just 3'oclock only(saddest part is her wrist watch stopped working at 3,it was actually 6a.m)so we all again went back to sleep,friends from other room knocked the door to check whether we got ready to leave,to our suprise it was 9o'clock,all our buses were packed with bags&so on.then somehow managed to pack&leave the room soon.

Then came next comedy,when we entered the breakfast hall,it was all over.one of our staff asked my friend did you have breakfast,she said yes,mam chapathi was good(but actually it was PONGAL for the breakfast).so wondering why my friend told chapathi?
the truth is this,when we came to the breakfast hall,our tourist guide was talking about chapathi &we were listing to that before entering hall(only we 4 coz others finished eating&listing to him to pass the time).my friend thought it was chapathi for breakfast &told mam like that.

MY PASSION

MAD is my passion.what MAD?i think you ppl are suprised.The expansion for MAD IS

M-Music
A-Art
D-Danglers. what are called Danglers?it's the long earrings that nearly touch the neck.Everyone would think i would say D as Dance,for me that D stands for Danglers,but i also like dance.

MUSIC-I always love to hear music,not only to hear but also to play .The passion for music started at age of 10 still am loving and will be .there is no life without MUSIC.

ART-Passion for art started during my school days,where i was a bio student.i would take lot of effort to draw even a small diagram in my bio record neatly,from there i was able to identify my talent,so started to draw&paint ,still am drawing&painting,TO SAY THE TRUTH i would forget my surroundings if i have a paper,pencil,brush,water colors&a picture to see&draw.

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2. Noted and returned.
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little
while.

3. Review and comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4. Action please.
Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the
credit.

5. For your necessary action.
Meaning : It's your headache now.

6. Copy to.
Meaning : Here's a share of my headache.

7. For your approval, please.
Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

8. Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.

10. Please discuss.
Meaning : I don't know what the "****" this is, so please brief me.

11. For your immediate action.
Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

12. Please reply soon.
Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant
authorities. Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.

14. Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.